Salam bar alpha male SOS [khatab be Dr. Shahrzad, hamkaram dar SOS]! Los Angeles amsale to ro kam dare!

Emrooz yade jalasamun too SOS oftadam ke aghaye Isari mikhast marizhaye khareji ro bedune hich mazayaii bendaze dushe ma, amma ma moghavemat kardim, har chand bavar nadashtim ke ghazieh hal beshe.
To naghshe Mousavi ro bazi mikardi (seyyedi dige!), mano mehrshad ham karroubio mohsen rezaei,, mehrshad albatte be Karroubi shabihtare!! Hossein ham naghshe Khatami ya Hashemi (ke mamulan dar sahne nistan)! Salam naghshe Ahmadinezhad, Isari naghshe A.Kh.,,, Amma foroo nemiraft ke nemiraft!!!! (sharmande beer zadam)!"

Agar zendegi yek dars ham behem dade bashe, ine ke hich vaght [hooshe] raghibet ro daste kam nagir."