Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. ~ Henry Louis Mencken

Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant ~ Van Den Bossche Jochen

دوستی در ایران هر وقت بحث ازدواج می شد جمله ای زیبا می گفت. می گفت با هر زنی می شه شب رفت رختخواب و شب رو به صبح رسوند، ولی با هر زنی نمی شه صبح رو به شب رسوند. و اینکه اون زنی رو برای همسری انتخاب کن كه بتونی باهاش صحبت کنی بدون اینکه خسته بشی

Delivery guy was killed!

There was this Hispanic delivery guy, very polite, always wearing a perfume, and he usually asked me to sign the paperwork while delivering stuff. He was about 28-9 years. I was talking to a colleague of him yesterday and she said he got shot while standing in front of a bar with his girlfriend. He was not in a gang or something and according to this colleague, he was only in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Oh gosh!, girls/women are such hormonal creatures. It's as if you are dealing with a mixture of estrogen, oxytocin, dopamine, adrenaline,...! Sometime, they express their interest in very weird ways. Sometimes, they repel you very unexpectedly. No matter how much you read and learn from books, from Don Juans, from sex docs, etc, when it comes to real life, sometimes you have no clue.
It's Halloween and am walking with some friends on Santa Monica watching this variety of costumes on people. I'm wearing a Turkish or Egyptian kind of thing costume. I heard this beautiful girl shoutimg I hate Turks!!

Me: You hate Turks!
Her: Yes,
Me: You know, I'm not a Turk, but that's racism anyway.
Her: So where are you from?
Me: Iran, where are you from?
Her: Sweden [she's obviously embarrassed under her mask]
Me: What's your name?
Her: Matilda, what's your name?
Me: Sepehr
Her: [She tries repeating my name close to my pronounciation] So, you're from...
Me: Tehran, how about you?
Her: [a city in South Sweden]
Me: Let's take a picture
Her: OK [she purses her lips toward mine, my arm around her narrow waist, but I - the idiot - did not kiss her!!]
Me: How long will you be in LA?
Her: 3 days

And we depart. My friend, Henry, says " Sepehr, she really liked you and she was obviously horny, did you take her number?" And, I have no clue! "She liked me? Her number!!"

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